FOUR HUNDRED TWENTY SEVEN
(I/C)
Spinning his hammer and looking over the two goblin’s at their end of the hall, (regeneration d2: Yellow 2: Heal 1) Kovid glanced behind him at the burning chamber and called out, “End the greenies quickly. That fire’s getting big and bound to attract some attention.”
Abraxas looked down the hall at Wyn and Brendon fighting the girl goblin there wearing the magic user’s hat. "¿SeñorLeannisRhymesEsMuerte?¡NoWayJosé!”
“Just die, ye merde fucka!” Wyn grabbed at her, looking to shove Alha’s enchanted sword into her gut but she spat at the elf (>+6 to hit, Orange 2) and wiggled away, getting a light slash instead and kicking Wyn in return. “Dirty whore!” he snarled. He glanced over at Brendon who was also blocking the hall, sword working hard. “Did you say sometin about dead people, du Lac?”
“Um..no.”
“Could ‘ave sworn I ‘ears someone talkin bout dead people...”
“The megalomania you carry from the swamp really has you in tune with everything you shouldn’t know, that’s kinda fucked up.”
“Ummmm….what?”
Brendon sighed. “Fucking Lannis is dead. I suck at being Lannis. I’m sorry Wyn, Lannis would have said something shitty and I’m just not that good at it.”
“Lannis sucks!” The goblin shouted.
“Enough!” The Scout took a short step forward and (>+4 to hit, Red 20, Critical – Max Damage 7 and killed!!!) rammed his sword into the goblin’s face, just through the bridge of her nose. He held her shoulder as he shoved the enchanted blade through the back of her skull, all the while staring into her dying eyes. “Enough. He sucks. We get it.” He yanked the blade free and let her fall. “But he’s OURS to cajole. Not yours.”
“BravoBrawndo!” Abraxs cheered, already hacking out with his Scythe. “NecessitamosFinishEseGobsMuchoRapidoYGetElInfiernoOutDeDodge?” He swung hard, still boosted by the haste potion (>+8 to hit, Blue 16) tearing through the first goblin and a four count of slashing arcs (1d8+4 Damage, Blue 3+4=7 Damage and killed!) that pitched it over dead. “UnOtroSangreVerdeEsMuerte. PeroLaincess, PoorPoorLeancess. ¡LeighnessEsMuerte... ViveMuchoLayness!" He pivoted to the next greenskin but his attacks (<+8 to hit, Blue 4) were not as effective and the remaining goblin was able to dodge and block.
This did lead to Kovid winding up with his hammer and when the time came, swung out two handed hoping to end the goblin fight with a single swing (<+6 to hit, Yellow 1 – Fumble!! 1-2 Lose weapon, 3-4 hit friend, 5-6 stun self: Yellow 3 – friend. 1-3 Lyra, 4-6 Abraxas: Yellow 4 – Abraxas. Damage? 1d8+3 Damage: Yellow 2+3=5 Damage!) however the goblin saw the swing being telegraphed and when the time came ducked low and grabbed Kovid’s waist – pulling him forward and off balance.
And his swing slammed into Abraxas instead. “WHATTHEFUCK?!”
“I am SOOOO Sorry!” Kovid exclaimed, eyes wide, staring at the hammer as if it betrayed him somehow.
“YOUHITME?!WHYDIDYOUHITME?!”
“Big guy, I am so sorry. Maybe…maybe I’m all torn up over Big Brain dying and stuff. And I just…ah fuck it. Accident.”
Lyra took advantage of the situation to vent her fury and frustration out on the giggling goblin that helped the dwarf fumble (>+4 to hit, White 17), her Lolthian Flail cracking flesh and breaking bone (1d6+2 Damage, White 6+2=8 Damage and killed!!) as she grew more and more angry at the plight of Lannis’ death. As soon as it fell, she whirled west and stalked down the hall past the 2 sleepers to the dead goblin girl on the floor at Brendon’s feet. “Do you know HOW EXPENSIVE it will be to REVIVE THAT IDIOT?” She asked rhetorically, pointing at Lannis’ corpse.
She kicked the goblin and snatched the wizard’s hat back off her head, shaking it down at her dead form.”5000 CROWNS. You cost me 5000 FUCKING crowns!”
Trying not to look at Abraxas, Kovid hitched up his pants and idly wiped his hammer’ head clean. “Um…Let’s grab the pink guy and lay low for a while.”
Time now is Day 10, 7:38 AM
(OOC)
Silence 15’ radius @ NE Corner – 109 minutes
Haste – 23 minutes
Wyn Mirror Image –55 minutes, 1 image remaining
Regeneration potion – 28 minutes.
Continual Heal goes off 4 more times on the “7”’s
WMC in 7 minutes.
2 Sleepers still in the hall. 10 rounds of combat done!
Monster XP: 2 wolf @ 65 each divided
26 goblins @ 20 each divided
Smallpox @ 350 divided
Notes: Brendon and Wyn killing blow on 2, Lannis and Kovid killing blow on 3, Lyra killing blow on 5.
Abraxas…Killing blow on 13. Lol
Brednon add 197 xp
Wyn add 222 xp
Kovid add 237 xp
Lannis add 287 xp (assuming you get alive)
Lyra add 290 xp
Abraxas ass 361 xp
What is the plan?
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