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Tuesday, August 31, 2021

PBEM - Episode 519. Orcs, Grimtooth, Mongrelman

FIVE HUNDRED NINETEEN

(I/C)

Brendon rubbed his face and looked around with a sigh. “Thank you lass for the assist. Remind me to give you wine later.” He picked up a spear to use and then put it back down, unslinging his bow instead.

Patting him on the back, Lyra indicated for him to stay here, “Atta boy,” and then reentered Mirabellis’ chamber, letting her sling unfurl and loading it with a stone. She kept a firm eye on the ghouls, not trusting them.

“Lil man!” The Scout called out, “I hope you still got it in you to keep your ghoulies in line. With all this blood on me I might be what’s next for dinner.”

Spinning his Theystran Hammer, Kovid shook his head and growled in his throat, “Come on you ghouls listen up!” (<Wis Check, Yellow 6! Finally!!). Both Ghouls, Mitch and Vincent, seemed to calm down a bit, head tilted to give the dwarf more of their attention as they continued to defend themselves from the Mongrelman. “’bout damned time,” he muttered. “Alright! Let’s kill this son of a bitch!”

The two undead screeched in glee and redoubled their attacks. Lannis had taken out Mirabellis’ spellbook and was thumbing through it looking for something near the back. Kovid joined the two ghouls and the three of them assaulted the Mongrelman. Wyn had his sword and shield out and was heading for one of the sleepers with Abraxas was laughing as he turned to face one of the singed but upright orcs just behind him. He gave the Orcish leader a wide eye through the doorframe and commented aloud, "Si amigos, Si!! Hacemos ese! La mierda tiene hit el fan!"

Vincent hit (Ghoul attack @ +2, >15, <3, <5) with an open handed slap on the Mongrelman’s face, talons leaving three lines across the brute’s cheek (1d3 Damage, Grey 2:1 Damage. <Save vs Paralyze, White 5 – finally failed!) but it was enough to creak the mongrelman’s joints, freezing them up, and finally paralyzing it!

This made it easier for Mitch (Ghoul attack @ +2, >12, >18, <7) to hit as well, sweeping claws and ripping hands drawing more blood from the weakening mongrelman (1d3 Damage, Black 1:1 Damage!..1d3 Damage, Green 3;2 Damage!!). It whimpered with each strike, eyes growing glassy and pitiful.

And that left it up to Kovid who grabbed his warhammer with both hands and swung (>+6 to hit, +2 dwarf, Yellow 20! Critical AGAIN! Max Damage d8+3 = 11 Damage and killed!!!), caving the brute’s skull in and sending brain matter blowing out the opposite side of its head. “And THAT’S how we do it!! Clang clang!!”

“Monsieur! Do not clang and de clang, oui?”

“Yeah man,” Lannis agreed, “Bad idea, ok?”

“You got it! I can sure as hell go for some roast beef after this fight is over!”

“Good idea!” Wyn walked up to one of the 3 sleeping orcs and plunged his sword into its back deep three times, “En dis one went wee wee wee… all de way ‘ome.” (and killed!!)

Abraxas traded blows with one of the 3 awakened orcs that had been burned, his Morrigaan Scythe taking advantage of its confusion and momentary lapse of being prepared (>+8 to hit, Blue 19), slashing deep through its midsection and then following it up with a spinning series of 6 lighter cuts that had the orc gasping in pain (1d8+4 Damage, Blue 6+4=10 Damage and killed!!) before he ripped out its throat and pitched it back to the floor. “Take that Piggies!”

Brendon, still staying far enough back, let an arrow fly across the room at Grimtooth (>+5 to hit, Red 19), striking the orcish leader deep in his forearm (1d6 Damage, Red 6). “Tag! You’re it!” he called out.

Feeling better about Kovid’s control of the ghouls, Lyra joined Brendon in his attack on Grimtoth and fired off her own sling stone at him (>+5 to hit, White 15), the rock bouncing off with a crack (1d3 Damage, White 4:2 Damage!). 

And finally Lannis was finishing up reading his spell, fingers running across the pages as he read it, the words turning to fire and burning away. "Why is this page so sticky? I hope she was wearing gloves. HOLD PERSON! JUST YOU!" A pink burst of light scored out and slammed into the orcish ranger’s chest, Grimtooth turning his head aside and squinting (<Save vs spells, -2 penalty 1 target, Green 6)…and then staying just like that. Held in place!

Lannis clenched his fist in victory and yelped, “Yeah!” When he tried to uncurl his hand though, the finger tips briefly stuck to the pal of his hand. Looking at them and then the book’s surface, he frowned and muttered, "Wait…ew!"

(Initiative Party Steel 5 vs Enemy Red/Black 4)

Time now is Day 11, 4:45 PM

(OOC)

Control Undead – 7 mins.

Orcs still asleep: 2 (near the door).

Continual Heal – 4 more instances on the “3’s”.

Held Grimtooth – 90 minutes

Great job! In the room is still 2 sleeping orcs, 2 awake orcs (slightly burned). Just outside the door south is Grimtooth, Held in place (need to beat him to death – cannot CDG a held enemy), and in the hall beyond him is the other Mongrelman. You guys had back to back initiative – and you go!

Monday, August 30, 2021

PBEM - Episode 518. Orcs, Grimtooth, Mongrelman

FIVE HUNDRED EIGHTEEN

(I/C)

“Oh for fucks sake!” Lyra swore, diving under the arch and pulling the dying Scout back. Wyn ran past her to the room, scanning the area and working a spell up swiftly. “Not you too, Brendon!”

“Du Lac!” Wyn cried out, “Dos sharp tings in ye chest are not safe!”

Abraxas kicked the dead orc and swup his Scythe about. He pointed it at Grimtooth and then started to charge the Mongrelman. Calling to the Cleric, "Señorita La-yeet-ra, ayudas Señor Bentdown y maybe get una Turn listo por los Ghoulies. Ese situation no es bueno. 

"Thor's balls!" Kovid swore, he gave up on controlling the ghouls, and all 3 of them charged the Mongrelman, slavering and howling. He drew his hammer and gave the brute a withering stare before running over to do battle along with the undead.

Meanwhile, working his own spell, Lannis was focused on the numerous orcs at the doorway, only 2 of them still sleeping. "Spider Me, Spider Me, does whatever I want cuz I'm great. IN ARACHNE REIF!" Strands of sticky webbing slammed out, engulfing 3 of the orcs and blocking the doorway, Grimtooth stepping back hard and cursing the huge web now in place.

“Nice, Wizard. Nice. You are slowing up the inevitable.”

Wyn was right there, pointing at the orcs in the area. “Whatever. Crowd control, take trois! ZU!!” And a orange blast of rose scented smoke settled over the battlefield (4d4: 3,3,3,2 = 11 hd!), and all 4 of the orcish warriors still standing in the room, fell over unconscious and asleep! “Dat was inevitable.”

“Hang in there buddy!” Lyra placed both hands on his chest and poured Aine’s blessing into the gurgling Scout (Continual Heal: 5 instances every turn of 1d4+1 healing. White 4+1=5 – Brendon heal 5!!). He turned to the side and coughed hard, and the blood that was in his lung poured out of his mouth and nose, splattering the floor as he choked and hacked. The sucking wound in his chest partially closed and he took a ragged breath, no longer dying (Back up to 3 hp). “I’ve got you,” Lyra said, arms around his shoulder, slapping him on the back as he tried to get his wind back.

“Pero, hacemos. Mueremos los Orcasas finalmente y por siempre!"

The mongrelman was facing 3 ghouls, Kovid, and Abraxas at this point, the brute swinging his coatrack in sweeping arcs, trying to keep the party from connecting. The stink of the tunacan entrails was cloyingly foul this close to him, but the 5 attackers pressed on. Rocky (Ghoul attack @ +2, >15, <12, <7) bit and ripped, getting thrown about for his efforts, but managed to draw more blood from the Mongrelman’s midsection (1d3 Damage, Blue 5:3 Damage! >Save vs Paralyze, 18). Mitch was right there as well (Ghoul attack @ +2, <6, >16, <6) and got a good tear into the beast’s thigh, shredding skin and making it howl (1d3 Damage, Blue 5:3 Damage! =Save vs Paralyze, 12). It seemed to slow down, limbs locking up, but it huffed and growled and moaned and fought through the effect, sweating profusely. This left Vincent (Ghoul Attack @ +2, <3, <7, <6) who did what he could, beating and swinging, but its blows were ineffective at best.

Kovid was swinging, his Theystran hammer a silver flash in the air. For some reason the dwarf had a swagger, a confidence when fighting the Mongrelman that he hadn’t displayed prior. Because of it, he was taking larger arcs and making a number of closer in jabs and pummelings. When the beast did duck lower though to grab at a feint he had made, Kovid laughed and gave a mighty backhand swing that telegraphed up from his left hip and connected with the maximum speed and impact (>+6 to hit, +2 dwarf, Yellow 20. Critical! Max Damage – 11 Damge!!) with its head.

“GRRRuuUUH!!” It gasped along with the wet melon sound its skull made after the hammer impacted it. A knot was beginning to form along its temple and its already misshapen looking ace, took on a deeper hue and more a slack jawed appearance.

“Thor’s Mighty Swing! THAT was a hell of a hit! Haw haw!!”

The Fighter nodded at Kovid and then redoubled his efforts against the Mongrelman. "Soy Abraxas Salazar.” His Morrigaan Scythe slammed deep and tore out. “Mataste mi amigo.” He punched out his the shaft, cracking it in the face. “Prepárate para morir." (Attack and Extra attack. >+8 to hit, Blue 11…>+8 to hit, Blue 18). He swept around, cutting the mongrelman along the left  leg up to the hip (1d8+4, Blue 1+4=5, 5 Damage!). It staggered under the assault but stayed upright, only to be met with another hit from right to left (1d8+4, Blue 3+4=7 Damage! Arrggh – so close! <5 hp left!!), making it growl out, blood leaking from dozens of assorted cuts.

(Initiative: Party Steel 4, vs enemy Red/Black 5)

“You damned, Vermin.” Grimtooth snarled. He looked back, “Hand me that fucking torch!” he commanded, and the Mongrelman on the other side with him moaned in reply. “You aren’t worth all this trouble.” On getting the torch, he looked down at the sleeping orcs, 3 of them at the edge of the web and sighed. “What a fucking waste.” And then lit the web (1d6 damage, Green 3 – all in web take 3 – can act next round, he’s trapped on that side for this round). Calling out, he commanded the brute fighting the group, “Take out the ghouls! They’re going to be a fucking problem!”

The very wounded Mongrelman grunted in replay, and exhaustedly brought its coatrack up and then smashing down on Rocky (>+6 to hit, White 9…>+6 to hit, White 18). The ghoul hissed and tried to dodge but its upraised arm snapped like kindling on the first few hits (1d10 Damage, Red/Black 3), hanging uselessly at its side as it tried to avoid getting hit. But it couldn’t escape the tight melee and caught a fourth and fifth blow on its head each time (1d10 Damage, Black 7 and killed!!!), staving its skull in and crushing the life out of it.

Leaving 2 ghouls remaining: Mitch wounded earlier, and Vincent still hale and whole…for an undead.

Time now is Day 11, 4:44 PM

(OOC)

Control Undead – 8 mins.

Orcs still asleep: 3 (1 near Kovid, 2 nearer the door).

Continual Heal – 4 more instances on the “3’s”.

Battlefield control is playing havoc with Grimtooth’s defenses. The orcs are playing catch up each round and can’t get ahead of you guys. One of their heavy hitters is almost out (<5 hp left!) and the other is on the wrong side of the battlefield at this time and Grimtooth can’t get him into play yet. Incidentally Lyra – Mongrelmen count as the upper limit in size of humanoid persons for hold person spell if you feel you have to use it.

Once this MM goes down, Kovid will need to take control of the ghouls again, just a FYI – hope you roll low for a wisdom check change this time!. Bottom of the round, you guys go!

Sunday, August 29, 2021

PBEM - Episode 517. Orcs, Grimtooth, Mongrelman

Took out the Thief...Scout this meeting. It didn't stick, but got him down and under 0. Party is doing a great job though of controlling the battlefield.

Follows:

FIVE HUNDRED SEVENTEEN

(I/C)

Lannis was working up another spell swiftly as the orcs were funneling further into the room. Seeing the Magic User fixated where he was, Abraxas reversed his course and ran off to the lone orc by the Fireplace, Scythe leading the way. He (<Orc attack @ +3, White 15) got hit by a stray sword blast as he ran, but shook off the effects, charging at the orc there. "Mueres Orcasa. Vayas con tus hombres en el Great Beyond o donde tus tipo vayan cuando mueren!” He hit hard (>+8 to hit, Blue 12), slamming the porcine warrior into the back wall. “Amigos, listamos a hacer todos de los Orcasas muerto? Hacemos!" He slashed and cut and kicked and thrust (1d8+4, Blue 4+4=8 Damage and killed!!), weakening the orc further and further with his wild powerful thrusts.

Teeth grit, trying to keep the ghouls from running rampant and attacking Lyra, Kovid was still on one knee and shoving his will at the undead. "Scout master Brendon, throw your tuna at the mongrel!" (>Wis check, Yellow 13) He groaned as his control slipped again, and the 4 ghouls jump ran another 5’ closer to the Cleric who was being dragged backwards by Wyn, just out of the room. “Ugh! Can’t keep them much longer!”

Seeing her state, Wyn took out his elven soap and his water skin, and began lathering up his hands and the end of her cloak to use as a makeshift washcloth. “Merde! Priestess, I clean de yuck off ye so ye cen do ye own ting… or ye cen use dis soap as I pour de water.!

She helped out, “It’s EVERYWHERE. I’m never going to smell good again.” She helped Wyn as they tried to dilute the muck covering her. “Many hands make light work,” she said. Hearing the dwarf groan and seeing the undead chattering step forward towards her, she growled out, “If they come at me Kovid, I’m turning them! Fucking ghouls. Worst idea ever.” While this was going on, she took out her potion of Extra Healing and popped the top, drinking it down (XHeal 2d6. White 5+5=10, Heal 10 (back up to 20 hps)), sighing with relief as it did its work.

Taking his own bladder back out, Brendon noted very aloud, “Ever notice that their supposed leaders are always cowering behind their crew? Mirabell hid behind the ghouls, Rampart Zeatory hid downstairs and now Grimtooth is hiding in the back room. Hey Grimeteeth! Why you hiding!?”

From behind him and Kovid, Lannis interrupted his spell long enough to ask, "I'm in the back, what are you implying about my leadership? ZU!" A burst of pink smoke flew out and struck the gaggle of orcs at the door (4d4 hd: 1,1,3,2=7 hd), making three of them fall over and hit the ground asleep, joining the one that was still there from earlier. “Clearing the way for you guys,” Lannis commented, “Someone else has to start doing some heavy lifting!”

“Got it!” Brendon smiled and pierced the bladder with his arrow and threw it overhand at the stalking Mongrelman (>+6 to hit touch, Red 9), bursting the foul guts all over the humanoid menace, making it cry and howl in anger.

(Immediate Wis check Kovid: >Yellow 16).

The ghouls chattered forward again, three of them reversing themselves TOWARDS the Mongrelman, but the last one closest to the Cleric, tried to get through the door to get Lyra. Kovid groaned, and forced them to stop again (5’ step again). “Get that shit off of her!” the dwarf snarled. “I can get it to reverse course. And I can’t just let the 3 go!”

“Workin’ on it, Monsieur Dwarf!”

“Keep that undead bastard away one more minute!” Lyra yelled.

The Mongrelman stalked towards the 2 ghouls, looking furious at the much hanging from its clothes and furry patches of skin. It howled like a moose and smashed its improvides coatrack at the wounded Natasha (>+6 to hit, Black 15…>+6 to hit, Black 10). The ghoul took a wicked swipe across the face (1d10 Damage, Red/Black 1), ripping one eye out and twisting her head, but little more. It was the followup series of attacks that (1d10 Damage, Black 9 and killed!!) busted her skull wide open, followed by slamming her in the chest hard enough to collapse her lungs. The ghoul dropped, broken and dead.

“Make room,” came the command from the hall. “And wake our friends up, don’t bother reloading

“Aye, Grimtooth!” the orcish crossbowman, slung his weapon over his shoulder and proceeded to slap, shake, and prod one of the sleepers awake.

The spearman took aim at (Black 2: Kovid) the dwarf and threw his 2nd spear at him (<+3 to hit, White 12), the weapon slamming into his shoulder but turned aside by his armor.

“You! Mouthy one!” Grimtooth finally was able to take stock of the chamber. The orcish ranger had his bow out and was frowning as he looked over the chamber. “So unneeded, all this killing.” He looked at Brendon. “I lead where I am best able to. You vermin stormed in here making a fucking mess. Trust me, I’d be happier in the front.” He had an arrow loaded, and raised the bow, sighting at the Scout. “So let me show you how I’m not cowering.” He fired (>+7 to hit, Green 18), the clothyard shaft slamming into Brendon right through his armor (1d6 Damage, Pink 3), and sinking deep. “Don’t worry, I wouldn’t want you to think I’m finished with you.”

Glancing back he yelled out, “Stop fucking with the door and get your mongrel ass in here, NOW!!” The call from the other chamber was a barking snarling hiss as something answered, lumbering towards the door finally.

(Initiative Party Steel 4 vs Enemy Red/Black 6)

“Have another, coward,” Grimtooth addressed Brendon, shooting him again (>+7 to hit, Green 9), the arrow tearing into the Scout’s lower chest (1d6 Damage, Green 5), just passing under his lungs and ripping him up inside. “Aww, you going to cry or beg?” he snarled, nudging the spearman. “Finish that disrespectful scumbag.”

“Ay, Grimtooth!” The spearman had his last spear out and ran across the chamber, weapon leading the way. He dodged to the right, sliding just into Kovid’s area before lashing out with his spear and driving Brendon’s bow aside. The Scout tried to deflect the spear thrusts but after so badly wounded, he was having difficulty seeing when a solid spear thrust hit him (>+3 to hit, White 7) to the left of his heart and punch in at least 6 inches! (1d6+1 Damage, Red 4+1=5 Damage and out! Down to -2. Will be Dead/Dead @ -5.) Brendon gurgled, held onto the spear, lost focus and fell over dying, breath growing wet as his lungs filled with blood.

“Excellent!” Grimtooth laughed. “Let’s do another!”

“Holy FUCK!” Lannis cried out! “That might have been ME!!!”

The crossbowman woke up another sleeping orc (2 still sleeping), while the one awakened last round ran off to help the Mongrelman try to take out the last ghoul in melee range with him. Speaking of the Mongrelman, he swung hard, his coatrack slamming flesh and cracking off the floor and wall as the ghoul was shuddering in place (<+6 to hit, Steel 2…>+6 to hit, Steel 10), hitting hard enough to smash bones and bruise the undead’s skin (1d10 Damage, Black 4). The last orc did get close enough and aided his attack on the ghoul (<+3 to hit, Green 5), keeping it occupied, but not doing any real damage.

Lyra and Wyn both shouted out, “Done!” as the last of the larger chuncky parts of the filthy fluids was washed off of her (Wyn, reduce water to 0 – great use of the soap – assume it’s used up at this point).

Time now is Day 11, 4:43 PM

(OOC)

Control Undead – 9 mins.

Funny thing Kovid, you failed all the Wisdom checks (would have been great to hit rolls), but with Lyra no longer coverd in the major parts of the “tuna can”, even if you relax control and let the ghouls just be ghouls – they WILL charge and attack the mongrelman without any control or command from you since it is also covered in tunacan. You could NOT let that happen last round, 1 of them was still bee lining for lyra and would have targeted her. Bottom of the round. 2 orcs still sleeping. 3 ghouls left, 1 whole, 2 lightly wounded. Brendon is at -2 and WILL die at -5, 3 rounds to get healing at him or you will need to use your last Raise Dead Scroll. Grimtooth is at the door with a bow and  +7 to hit. 2nd Mongrelman has been called to come forward and stop trying to get the doors opened.

Saturday, August 28, 2021

PBEM - Episode 516. Orcs, Grimtooth, Mongrelman

FIVE HUNDRED SIXTEEN

(I/C)

 Taking a quick assessment of the room and its occupants, Kovid made sure his ghouls were at the ready, directing them to fan out about the chamber. "Boris, Natasha, and Rocky, kill the mangy looking mongrel man! Vincent, kill the orc by the fireplace. What's your face, kill the orc by the bed... erm enjoying himself."

Hands already weaving about in preparation for a spell, Lannis had his eye fixated on the Mongrelman with the coatrack, readying itself to face off against the 3 ghouls screaming and heading its way. "Why does it have a claw?” 

Cranking the crossbow back, Brendon shifted to the west and took aim at the orc racing over from the Fireplace. “It’s just a claw. Jeesh man you need to get out more.”

“Why. Does. It. Have. A. Claw?! PAUSE!” A pink burst of energy blasted out, hitting the Mongrelman in the chest (>Save vs spells, Black 16), making it blubber like a honking moose as it screamed in fury, but did not slow it down.

Meanwhile, Wyn was burning his own spell in place, eyes on the orcs closest to the south door where we could hear other orcs mustering from beyond it. “Orcs… why did it ‘ave to be orcs…” He broke into a grin, eyes glinting hard. “I just kiddin’. I knew ye pig fuckas were ‘ere.”

“Fuck you, elf!” the closest orc yelled back, holding its sword up and shaking it.

“Nap time, putains de merde! ZU!” A shower of orange smoke smashed into the mouthy orc, spreading out and dissipating (4d4 hd: 1,3,4,3 = 11 HD!), dropping that warrior, the one next to it, and then the 3rd one near the bed, the zombified hand it was holding still clutched in its left had as it fell, even as the ghoul racing towards it continued to scream and slaver in anticipation.

Brendon finally fired his crossbow, the quarrel making a singing noise as it flew (>+6 to hit, Red 12) unerringly it and pegged the porcine threat high in the shoulder (1d8 Damage, Red 5 and D/B), and drove him back 5’ to bounce off the rear wall. “Urgh!!”

Getting her sling up to speed and waiting for a target, Lyra asked tongue in cheek, “Still time for a truce??? Probably not.”

The three ghouls hit the Mongrelman hard, claws and teeth snapping and flashing as they hit and struck the monstrous humanoid. It burbled and cried as it swung its coatrack about, hoping to keep the undead at bay. Boris clawed and bit (Ghoul attack, +2 to hit, <11, <11, >16), getting a taste of the brute’ flesh and ripping a chunk free (1d3 Damage, Red 1 – Takes 1 Damage! >Save vs Paralyze, Black 13), giggling as it did so. The Mongrelman smacking it in the shoulder and pushing Boris back.

Natasha attacked next (Ghoul attack, +2 to hit, <5, <7, >17) also clawing and biting, drawing blood and fresh scratches on it (1d3 Damage, Red/Black 3:2 – Takes 2 Damage! =Save vs. Paralyze, Yellow 12). It cried out, moaning as it was hit, but it continued to fight on, the ghoul’s paralytic touch not affecting it yet.

Rocky also did its best (Ghoul attack, +2 to hit, <1 (Fumble!), <6, <5) but actually seemed to be more in the way as the fighting was cramped and tight and the Mongrelman was using its brute strength to bash the ghouls into one another with bit sweeping hits (Fumble: 1-2 hit friend, 3-4 hit self, 5-6 knocked prone: 1 – Hit friend. D3 damage, Black 6:3 Damage to Natasha!), actually smashing the middle ghoul with Rocky’s body, the female ghoul’s body making an uncomfortable loud SMACKING sound as she was struck, stopping her long enough to hold her head and try to keep the room from spinning.

Vincent in the meanwhile leapt through the air and pounced on the sleeping form of the enchanted orc (Auto hit and killed!), waking it briefly and long enough to see the ghoul had driven its hand into its chest and had torn the sleeping orc’s heart out, smearing the bloody organ on its face before whirling around to seek another target – popping it into its mouth and chewing. “yeah, way to go,” Kovid cheered on brows beetled and voice pitched low and troubled.

The last Ghoul, Mitch, charged at the orc by the fireplace, still suffering from the crossbow in its shoulder, making it work extra hard to defend itself with its worn sword (Ghoul attack, +2 to hit, <10, <4, <4), blocking, ducking, parrying, and staying a few inches ahead of every blow that tried to hit open skin.

"Amigos, luchamos!” Getting a feel for where his talents would be best used, Abraxas started moving to the 2 sleeping orcs near the door. “Me gusta el sangre de Orcasas y Hombres de Perros en mi Scythe! Mueremos todos! Luchamos Amigos, Luchamos!"

Lyra finally picked her target, the orcish warrior near the fireplace, and let her sling stone fly (>+5 to hit, White 12), the rock hitting with a CRACK (1d3 Damage, White 1 – takes 1 Damage!), but striking at a side angle before flying off into the combat. The orc threw her a snarl, but fought on against the determined ghoul.

The Fighter finally came to one of the two sleeping orcs and let his enchanted Scythe come up, before arcing down and hitting the porcine warrior in the chest (Auto hit and killed!!). It work up and howled in pain, trying to escape the silvered weapon but subsequent blows hacked into it and it died a crying whimpering mess.

The orc by the Fireplace had been the subject of numerous attacks and determined that it was finished. It redoubled its efforts and unleashed a series of powerful strikes (>+3 to hit, Pink 20, Critical! Max Damage 1d8+1=9 Damage!) that had Mitch scream in horror as it was struck hard enough to separate the left arm and shoulder from the rest of the body by a 12” chop through the clavicle and into the ghoul’s torso. Such a blow would have slain a normal man, and the ghoul was in bad shape (down to 3 hp), but it fought on, its body making strange squishy sounds at the cloven flesh pressed back and forth with itself.

“Nice friends you have,” Lannis addressed Kovid. “Says a lot about a man. Or a dwarf. You know?”

The Mongrelman had been fighting hard for a while now and as soon as able to, struck out with its weapon, the coatrack powered by its hulking strength (=+6 to hit, Green 7…>+6 to hit, Black 11). Boris was first slammed in the thigh (1d10 Damage, 6 Damage), cracking the thick bone and crippling the ghoul. Boris stubbornly tried to stand up from its position of the ground when the Mongrelman gave a ululating road and drove the pointed end of the rack (1d10 Damage, 7 and killed!!) through the ghoul’s skull and out the undead’s back. He then spun his improvised weapon about, knocking Boris free and the lower foot of the thick wooden furnishing – now showing a sharpened spar of wood at the bloody end.

Orcs finally poured into the room from the South door, scanning the area before heading after the closest adventurer threat, Abraxas . The Fighter smiled as the orc warrior headed right up and swung (<+3 to hit, Yellow 8), bouncing its sword off his weapon’s shaft and holding him easily at bay. “Ha ha!” he laughed, Scythe flashing. A second orc warrior joined the first (>+3 to hit, Yellow 18), the two of them working in tandem to force Abraxas to split his defense. It worked and a lucky blow hit (1d8+1 Damage, Red/Black 6+1=7 Damage!), making the Fighter grunt in pain.

From the hall, an orc entered, spear at the ready. Knowing it wouldn’t make melee range, it scanned the room and targeted (1d6 Random: Steel 4 – Lyra!) the Cleric. He grunted and hurled it (<+3 to hit, Red 1 – Fumble!! 1-2 hit friend, 3-4 hit self 1 pt, 5-6 stunned 1 round: Steel 3 – Hit self 1 pt!). The spear went wide and missed, cracking into the wall far over Lyra’s head, it groaned after the throw, holding its arm achingly after the prodigious and poorly set up hurl.

“Ha!” the next orc said, crossbow at the ready. “You missed! I show how to hit!” and let its bolt fly (>+3 to hit, Black 18), the quarrel striking Lyra in the shield, skittering below it, and then pegging her in the calf muscle (1d8 Damage, Teal 6, Take 6 Damage!). She cursed on being hit, horrified to see the shaft had passed mostly through and blood was leaking down her leg and into her boots. “Haw haw! Got her!”

From the hall and beyond we could hear cursing and grunting, an orc complaining the “fucking door won’t open!”

The last possible orc that could do anything was just behind the crossbow wielder and had a bladder in its hand. “Good ideas they got! Watch Dis!” It poked the squishy bladder with the end of a shoulder spike from its armor and hurled it overhead at the Cleric (>Touch to hit, Green 16), Brendon frowning as it went through the air, the Scout thinking, “Wow, that looks like the same tunacan bladder bag that I have on my person!” before it struck the Cleric and burst open, the reek of rotting entrails, spoiled blood, and stewing guts covering Lyra from neck down (nauseous for 2 rounds, -2 on all rolls or checks unless cleaned).

For a half a second, combat seemed to slow as the ghouls (4 remaining), watched the bag fly and then hit the cleric.

“Oh...no,” Kovid muttered.

The 4 ghouls immediately broke away and CHARGED at Lyra, howling and screaming in their desire to get to the Cleric and rip her apart. The dwarf was taken by surprise at the sheer FURY and hatred of the ghouls, allowing them to run 5 feet at least before he struggled to clamp down on their baser instincts and command them to, “STOP!!” (>Wis check, White 15)

The dwarf dropped to one knee, hands outstretched, palm out, as if holding the ghouls back, the 4 undead standing there, straining and pushing to attack the Cleric. “So…fucking…hard!” he sobbed, head splitting as the magic of the potion was roiling around the dwarf’s brain, scrambling his equilibrium, barely keeping him from falling to to his face.

“Don’t let them hit her!” Abraxas called out from the fight, worried at the ghouls’ advance.

“You can do it, Lil Man!!”

(Initiative, Party Steel 4, Enemy Red/Black 2)

Time now is Day 11, 4:41 PM

(OOC)

Control Undead – 11 mins.

Kovid – you failed a Wis check, this round you are struggling to keep control – will have another check in another round unless something changes. Lyra, -2 on everyone for 2 rounds as you deal with being hit by the tunacan. There are other orcs in the hall, one of them being Grimtooth at least. Don’t see the other mongrelman yet. Someone (s) tried to open the Sanctuary door and couldn’t. Top of the round! Good luck!!!

PBEM - Episode 515. Planning ahead

FIVE HUNDRED FIFTEEN

(I/C)

Abraxas, Wyn and Lannis conferred briefly before the Fighter twirled his finger in the air and pointed to the door. “Vamanos people. To the Labradorioriary.” The party moved swiftly through the hall (Lannis sucks) and then down the steps and Brendon made sure the coast was still clear (no roll needed), before he unlocked the door and we entered the Lab again. The Iron Statue was still brewing potions at the alembics, ignoring the group as long as they stayed away from it, Lyra getting a comforting purple pulse as she came within range again.

“Ok, peepers,” Lannis snapped his fingers. “Abnoxious has a plan and for a change, it’s not stupid.”

“Muchos Gracias,” Abraxas sighed. “Senor Wine drinks a Recall Potion here, si? Then Senor Elf goes around locking the doors to the Sanctuary and others on the west wall in the hall.” The Fighter had taken out one of the last 3 Recall potions and handed it to Wyn.

Taking it, Wyn smiled and tilted his head. “H'okay... I likin' dis strategy, but iffin Wyn gonna sneak down dere to lock de doors, I gonna need eedder anodder 'ealing potion or some 'ealing from our lovely Priestess. I feel like a well placed spear could pass me from dis life en towards, as me clan calls it, de next Great Reroll. Wyn not be ready fer dat just yet.”

“De Nada,” Abraxas also took out his healing potion and handed it to Wyn. “Drink up.”

“Merci!” (Healing potion 1d6: Orange 4 – Heal 4) “Ah! Dat hits de spot.”

“Excellente. Anyway, den Senor Schwing bikes it back to us with the Recall and we all go in through the Goblin room and clear out to to Mirabellis' room, hopefully without too much noise.”

“There are orcs in there,” Lannis pointed out. “And at least 1 of those Mongrelmen.”

“We engage them there and push the ghouls south to the Sanctuary and shut the door.”

“Ah,” Lyra frowned. “Real risky and crazy. They’re going to go nuts.”

“Si! That’s the 3rd part of the plan! Senor Delta loses connection to the Ghouls, but they go feral and attack everyone in that room anyway. Then we let the Orcs and Ghouls fight it out until it quiets down. At that point, we can go in, and Clear out whatever’s left after we kill all the orcs in Mirabellis’ room!”

The dwarf nodded, “I’m ready to rid ourselves of these flesh eating freaks before we end up on the dinner menu. I’ll order them to march right up the orcs’ assholes.”

The ghouls looked over at Kovid as he was talking. Lyra fingered her holy symbol, adding, “Yea, I’m not exactly comfortable with undead traveling companions. The sooner they go the better.” 

The ghouls then looked over at Lyra, also with some hissing and drooling, in response to her comment. Lannis, not wanting to be left out, chimed in with, "Yeah, I'm kind of over these poorly named dead guys. They smell bad. Brendon smells worse.” The Scout flipped the Magic User the Friendship finger in reply. Lannis continued, “The thing I look forward to the most is escaping this carnival of nightmare smells. Some day things will smell normal again."

Holding the Recall potion, Wyn also walked up to Brendon, hand out and pointing to the light coin in the Scout’s tunic. “Also, du Lac, 'and me dat light coin fer dis little jaunt. Want to make sure dere be no trip wires or traps along de way, en a bit o' light will help. I give eet back when I return.”

“No prob, Mike,” he said, handing it over.

“Who?”

“Wyn.”

“You said, Mike.”

Brendon frowned, “I’m pretty sure I know what I said, Wyn.” He then pointed to the dwarf, “Also, Lil Man, tell your ghouls that when the door is opened they are to run in and charge that south door to the Sanctuary. I’ll throw the Tuna Can in and Wyn can lock the doors as Doc suggested. If you say it when the door is opened the Orcs might figure out who’s controlling ghouls.”

“Not there yet,” Kovid said, “But I’ll make sure to make it happen. Just don’t miss and hit the wall with the bag of guts.” 

Wyn had Brendon unlock the door, giving the party a short salute. “Be back. Don’t start wit’out me.” Once in the hall, he drank the Recall potion right outside the Lab door, and then he went to the “T” and turned south, moving as quietly as he could (>Move Silent, Orange 9). He made headway, covering the light with his fingers, letting it shine ahead. (WMC: Red/Black 3)

He moved to the corner, peered around with infravision where he could, and made sure to travel with studied swiftness. He glanced down at his uniform and pulled the collar out. “Three,” he muttered. “I locked a door earlier today. Zut alors – dis has been a long day.” He studied ahead, thinking it out (<Int check, +2 bonus, Orange 9). “If I was to lock 3 doors, it should be the ones in the Sanctuary and de one in the hall nord o de Sanctuary.” He looked right, “Dis one is nord of Mirabellis room and if we dunt fuck up, when we get to Duchess’ room, we can block dis door den.”

He bypassed the first door and moved south, listening hard. It was slow going but he made the first door and placed his hand on it, willing it to lock, smiling as a keyhole appeared beneath the handle. “Un.”

He went next to the double doors and did the same there, getting another keyhole to appear. “Deux.”

(Sense elf, +2 bonus hatred, Black 14 – nope!)

He stopped. “Dat was weird,” he thought, “I taut for a moment dat sometin terrible was about to happen.” He moved on ,”Glitch in de matrix, I would guess.” At the last door, the one that had been oiled up and made easier to open, he performed the same act and locked that one as well, exhausting his uniform for the day. “And trios!” He took out the vial of Recall, placed it on the ground, smiled, and let it go.

Standing up right outside the Lab. “Dat was cool.” He knocked twice and the door was unlocked, the elf allowed back in. “We good,” he said with a smile, and then filled the group in about the three doors locked. There was understanding and the party knew they had to make Duchess’ room at the minimum to contain every orc from escaping south of them.

“Terrific,” Kovid said, rubbing his temple. “I can tell we’re in the swansong of this control thing. Definitely drifting under 20 minutes now.”

“Let’s go people,” Brendon led the party across the room, unlocking the south door and getting the group out the door. Kovid gave the door to the Goblin bedroom a quick check and then opened it, commanding the undead to go first, the Scout catching up after relocking the lab. The party filed in, moving across the room, the smell of burned bedding still lingering in the air. “We really fucked this place up,” the dwarf muttered.

“They can bill us,” Lannis scowled. “I heard something about running out of time with the Killjoy Five, ok? So let’s beat feet.”

They came to the south door and faintly Brendon could hear some orcish voices (no roll needed), and laughter, but nothing detailed or too close. He checked back and the party was ready – spells and swords set and prepared. He turned the knob and pulled the door open swiftly as Kovid cajoled the undead to enter and the party ran in behind, charging through the short hall and passing under the archway to Mirabellis’ chamber. (Sense party, Teal 10 – no surprise)

There were 4 orcs in here, over 6’, well beyond 250 lbs, and looking pretty confident and cool, armed and armored in a variety of decent gear. There was a mongrelman in here as well, near the south open door. He stood closer to 8 and a half feet tall, and had a freestanding coatrack about 6’ long in its misshapen hand, and was growling as the ghouls entered.

“Gah! Fuck! Grimttooth!” One of the orcs yelled standing near the door, “They’re here!”

Through the south door we could hear other orcs and the orcish leader spurring them to “get a move on!”

(Initiative Party Steel 2 vs enemy red/Black 1)

Time now is Day 11, 4:40 PM

(OOC)

Control Undead – 12 mins.

Ok –I had some turn stuff for combat from Lyra, Lannis, and Brendon – but not from the other 3 if it broke out, so I didn’t want to guess what the last 3 wanted to do. Hold person, Dart, and throw the tuna can after puncturing it through the south door and into Sanctuary certainly count. But would I expect Wyn to shoot an orc wounded from dart? Would Lyra try to HP the orcs and MongM at the south door or the closer ones by the bed and fireplace? Would Abraxas hold his double attack or charge the MongM and hit his twice? And how far would Kovid run to make sure the ghouls actually do get into the next room – and I assume he would want to run to the door and slam it closed himself – meanding he’d be within striking range of the MongM and orcs there – assuming they aren’t held. Anyway – you guys have initiative! So good damned luck!!

Thursday, August 26, 2021

PBEM - Episode 514. Planning ahead

Party wanted to maximize their use of the Control Undead potion so were looking to head over to Grimtooth if at all possible and take on the orc and his forces regardless of the lateness of the day and their dwindling hp and resources.

Follows:

FIVE HUNDRED FOURTEEN

(I/C)

“Ugh,” Wyn grunted, stretching and feeling his joints pop. “Glad dat be ova. Nice magic usage, Offop. Good scythin’ Salazar.” He looked over the gear we had collected, rubbing the back of his left forearm in pain. “Dat Z guy was a strong putain… first time Wyn been hit like dat. I tink? I cen’t remember anymore!”

"Yeah, good point Gabriel Knight, it was good,” Lannis agreed with a smile. “You're welcome. Let's go get those Orcs, as long as I get a healing potions to hold on to, I think I earned it!”

Brendon fingered the hobgoblin crossbow and nodded. “Wyn you wanna carry the crossbow or should I?” He also picked up the squishy bladder of guts the hobgoblin’s referred to as a “tuna can” and weighed it. The ghouls watched it bobble up and down, eyes fixated on it. “I might lob the tuna can behind the orcs if Lilman loses his control over them.”

The elf shook his head, “Works for me. Anyway, if ye all don’t mind, I be taking dis magic shield. If anyone wants to take dis odder shield I been carrying around, feel free to have it.” He hoisted it once and then laid it out on the ground. “Onto de orcs, oui? Monsieur Offop, you want to Crystal spy on dem now? Or try en get closer first?”

“Scry or fly big Brain?” Kovd asked, “The quintuplets are getting antsy to rend flesh.”

Taking a look around as Abraxas was taking out his bag of holding and the rest of the group was figuring out what to do, Lannis withdrew his ball and stand, ready to use for the last time today. “I'll scry, since we have the time."

As he began the process, Abraxas finished handing out whatever gear or treasures were needed by everyone. The Hobgoblin’s Shield and Healing Potion to Wyn, who drank it down with a nod and smile (Healing Potion 1d6: Orange 4 – Heal 4!), A healing potion for Lannis who pocketed it, an Extra healing to Kovid and an Extra Healing to Lyra who both pocketed theirs. ”Oh, thanks!” Lyra exclaimed with a grin, “That’ll come in handy I’m sure.” Nodding the Fighter continued, handing the Crossbow and 5 bolts plus the bag of Tuna Can to Brendon, and kept the last 1 Bolt for himself. He also put Wyn's spare shield and the 150 gold pieces in the Bag of Holding.

As Lannis was going through the Scry, the group kept a weather ear both below and above the Watchtower, as well as checking out the window as need be now and again. While time was passing, the elf asked, “Do any of us know anytin about ‘ow de Mongrelmen fight? Are de just very strong en ‘ard to kill? Or do we ‘ave to worry bout poison or sometin? Just a tought.”

Kovid shrugged. “They are pretty damned tough, I’ve seen a few go toe to toe with an ogre and come out on top. No poison, or anything like that. The best thing they had going for them is they can mottle their skin, giving them some really good camouflage if need be. I’ve heard stories or dwarven troops that sauntered past some hidden mongrelmen and then get assaulted from behind.”

Pointing her thumb at the controlled undead, Lyra commented, “Hopefully we can make quick work of them and the orcs with the ghouls.”

“I ahgree,” Wyn nodded, “I figure after we deal wit dem, we come back here en remove de heads of deeze tings to prevent de revenantin’.”

Abraxas closed up the bag of holding and put it back on his belkt. “We have to have a plan, amigos. Vamonos a los Orcasas. Ese Ghoulies son muy useful por el Paralyze hacen. Si they can Paralyze el Hombre de Perro, tenemos una shot bueno a ganar la lucha con Greektithe y Goons. Hace Señor Languine necessitar a Scry? Usamos los Ghoulies en Mirrorballs' room a limpiar los Orcasas hay. Despues de que, we lock todos los puertos con Señor Wyntles uniform. Tambien, we send los Ghoulies en la Sanctuary, y close el puerto ultimo, y lock it. We lose control of los Ghoulies, pero they are locked en con los Orcasas y Hombre de Perro. Cuando es quiet una mas, vamonos en el room y limpiamos que es left. Es un plan bueno, si?"

The party looked him over and frowned. “I am going to have Big Brain run that through the translator,” Kovid muttered, “But I think you’re saying we lock the doors with Wyn’s magic uniform and then toss the ghouls in there and shut and lock the door? Let them fight it out and then we play clean up?”

“Si! I said that.”

“Hmm, worth talking about.”

“Shh!” Lannis scowled (<Int check, Pink 3), “Being mystical over here. Alright! Orcs, orcs, orcs. Let’s see em. And…coming in now! Alright, Crystal ball is all over the place, gotta zoom out a bit…Ok! They are in the Sanctuary and Mirabellis’ chamber. EW! One of them found the ‘handy’ section of the bedroom and has them lined up on the table in what seems to be size order. Yeck!”

“’ow many?”

“9ish if you include Grimtooth. All staying in this area. Looks like frat boys with the laughing and horseplay I can see going on.”

“Mongrelmen? You see them?”

“Crystal isn’t letting me zero in on them, but yeah – 2 of them. Both ugly as Lyra!”

“Hey!”

“Hey nothing, their loss. Your gain. Roll with the punches, sister.”

“So, it looks like they didn’t hear the fireball?”

Lannis shook his head. “I’m going to say, hell no.” He frowned. “I will say this, these brutes look bigger and stronger than the Hobgoblin’s just dead.”

“It’s ok, we’ll still kill ‘em.”

“Any guards?”

He spun his fingers on the ball’s surface. “No, not that I can see. But I don’t think they’re oblivious to the outside area – just don’t seem to be agonizing over it, I would think.” He sighed. “And dark.” He looked around, “We going? Otherwise we’re going to have an expiring warranty on these ghouls real soon.”

Time now is Day 11, 4:25 PM

(OOC)

Control Undead – 27 mins.

Ok! At the Upper Watchtower. We going? What’s the plan? Abraxas plan or something else? Eye on the clock!

Wednesday, August 25, 2021

PBEM - Episode 513. Fireballs and Hobgoblins.

FIVE HUNDRED THIRTEEN

(I/C)

"Amigos,” Abraxas called out, Scythe weaving dangerously, “leave ese Robert a mi y los Ghoulies. No necessitamos mas dolor."

“Good plan!” Kovid agreed. He shouted to the two ghouls in the room, "Boris and Natasha, same thing, only better. Faster and more intense. Sick hob ballz again!" The first ghoul, Boris, tried to tear into the Hobgoblin (Ghoul attack @ +2, <11, <10, <9) but was turned aside by his shield, armor, and the edge of his sword.

Lannis who was moving back towards the relatively of Kovid and the doorway to the hall, cried out to Lyra who was loading up a sling stone, "Hey Goodbye Horses, what the fuck? Why didn't you warn me your stupid spell didn't work like I thought it did?"

The second ghoul, Natasha, had Rampant Zealotry defending his flank (Ghoul attack @ +2, <5, =18, <3), one his claw sweeps creasing the Captain on the neck (1d3 Damage, Red 3:2 Damage!), coaxing blood and the corruption on its claws threatening to paralyze him (>Save vs Paralyze, White 14), but too little had gotten into the wound.

His own sword out, Brendon blocked a blow from the Hobgoblin trending for the elf, and riposted in reply with a quip, “May I CUT in…” (<+4 to hit, Red 15) The blades met with a spray of sparks, and Brendon took Wyn’s place on the front line, the wounded elf staggering back, drawing his bow.

“Merci du Lac!” He swiftly nocked an arrow and let it fly (<+8 to hit, Orange 11), cracking it into the hobgoblin’s shield where it quivered there after a noisome THUNK.

Meanwhile, Lyra finally got around to answering the Magic User as she spun her sling up to speed, “Ah… now that I think of it. Had I used the Lannis doll, the spells might have worked better. Forgot about that little thing. Sorry!” (<+5 to hit, White 13) The stone hit the Captain at a long angle, and flew up shattering into the wall after clattering away.

With the round coming to an end and Rampant Zealotry plotting which person was going to face the cold edge of his sword in a flurry of debilitating strikes, Abraxas went through an attack form that had his weapon striking the hobgoblin in long sweeps alternating from low to high and high to low (>+8 to hit, Blue 15), coming in so strong that Rampant Zealotry could not successfully defend against every one of them (1d8+4 Damage, Blue 4+4=8 damage and killed!!). It was a brutal cut along the jugular that finished him off and the hobgoblin slumped to his knees hand to his neck as his arterial blood fountained across the battlefield. He fell over onto his face next and closed his eyes with a curse on his silent lips, before finally dying at the party’s feet.

It was silent as we all took stock of the situation, Abraxas and Kovid breaking into wide grins.

Brendon and Wyn swiftly went through the bodies on this floor and the one below, gathering up what treasures and bits of interest that seemed important. After a few minutes they rejoined the rest of the group and the ghouls at the upper watchtower and laid out the items of interest found (Brendon <search +2 thief, Red 8). “We ‘ave anudder crossbow, 6 more bolts, 150 gold crowns, 2 vials of extra healing, 2 vials of healing, a bag o wot I assume is dat disgustin’ “tuna can” stuff dey used to attract de ghouls, and accordin to Mister Du Lac, de dead Rampant’s shield seems lighter den ‘e would expect it to be for some reason.”

“Anyone here fight with a shield?” Lannis asked.

“I do,” Lyra replied.

“Anyone that isn’t a closeted basketcase, I mean?”

“Bite me, Loser.”

“Let’s divide the coin and figure out what we are going to do next,” Kovid suggested, “Take what we want and what not. I only have out friends here for a bit longer and we need to either neutralize them…” All 5 ghouls snarled at the dwarf on hearing that. He held his hand up as if calming them down. “Let them free, or use their aid against Grimtooth, if we’re feeling up to it.”

“We are a bit beat up,” Brendon sighed.

“But we did get some Healing,” Lannis noted.

Time now is Day 11, 4:14 PM

(OOC)

Control Undead – 38 mins.

Resist Fire – 7 mins.

Monster xp: 1 goblin @ 20

8 Hobgoblins @ 35 each

Joe Fury @ 250 xp

Rampant Zealotry @ 420 xp

Treasure xp: 150 gold

Wyn and Kovid, 187 xp

Lyra 211 xp

Brendon and Abraxas, 212 xp

Lannis 361 xp

Everyone add 25 gold as well

Alright! Bodies searched – in the Upper Watchtower – with 5 ghouls. Where to!?

Tuesday, August 24, 2021

PBEM - Episode 512. Fireballs and Hobgoblins.

FIVE HUNDRED TWELVE

(I/C)

"Hootey hoo hootey hoo!” Lannis called out, ducking a wicked slash to his head, holding his chest tight where the Hob’s sword had cut him deep. “Pineapple! Banana!” He heard the door open and the rest of the party charging in, “Olly olly oxen free! Heeeeeelp!"

Sword out and moving fast, Wyn was already racing to intersperse himself between the Magic User and the Hobgoblin Captain. “Monsieur Dwarfriend, cen ye send in some of de ghouls? I go serve as a shield to Offop, but doze paralyzing touches would come in handy. Ye may need to ta hold some back cause dere not be enough space. 

Diving to the side and feeling the sword cut at his robes, Lannis shouted out, "What!? Are you worried they'll run out of ammo?!"

Ordering 2 of the ghouls to march in, Kovid kept three of them back for now. “Boris, Natasha, sick goblin ballz! Kill kill kill the hob. The rest of you stay.”

“Monsieur Salazar, shall we?” Wyn hit the front of the battle a split instant ahead of the ghouls, throwing his shield up in time to block Rampant Zealotry’s next swing. The ghouls were right there as well, the lead one ripping and biting (Ghoul attack @ +2, 5, 19, 5). The hobgoblin turned what he could with his shield, trusting his platemail for the other attacks. However he did take a ringing strike at his waist, and a stray talon pierced the chain hauberk under the plate (1d3 Damage: Red 4:2 – Takes 2 Damage. >Save vs Paralyze, Yellow 16). He grunted from the blow but the Captain growled his way through the tightening of his limbs and didn’t freeze up.

Lyra meanwhile grabbed Lannis and dragged him back even further, castigating him, “So you cast fireball and don’t think to retreat immediately after pissing off a bunch of hobgoblins? Smart.”

"Fuck you Man o' War, I was working on it! He must run track or something!"

“Sure. Got it Fatty. Aine, heal the slow moving fat pink dying dumbass please!” (CLW: 1d6+1. White 3+1 = 4, Heal 4!)

The second ghoul hit next (Ghoul attack @ +2, 4, 4, 5) but it was a lot of slashing at the air and moving too slow for Rampant Zealotry’s gyrations and defense. From the hall, standing at the ready with Kovid, Brendon turned to the dwarf and said, “This would’ve been amazing if Lannis had killed them all.”

Wyn hit (<+6 to hit, Orange 13), his Alha sword striking hard enough to raise sparks from the impact, but the Hobgoblin ducked on the strike, rolled his shield up, and blunted the force of the blow, kicking at Wyn in response. “Damn you, Babykiller! Damn all of you! Corfard will have your souls for this!”

"Estoy enojado con ese Mama La Pinga Roberts,” Abraxas growled, Scythe striking out, “en ese Mama La Pinga Bastille! Comes mierda y mueres." (>+8 to hit, Blue 18) The Morrigaan weapon tore through the thigh plates of the armor, hitting deep enough to burst blood and drive the hobgoblin back a step (1d8+4 Damage, Blue 8+4=12 Damage!!). He was hurting and bad!

Feeling a bit better from the heal, Lannis turned to Abraxas and asked with eyes goggled, “....what?!"

 "Ugh. Señor Lanamas... " He raised his foot up and tried to kick the Roberts down the steps, speaking louder and slower for Lannis, “COMES... MIERDA... Y... MUERES!!!" (2nd attack, <+7 to hit, Blue2) Rampant Zealotry blocked the kick with his shield and pummeled the Fighter’s shin in response, Abraxas hopping back to avoid further wounds.

(Initiative 2 vs 2, Reroll. Party Steel 3 vs Enemy Red/Black 5)

(1-3 Wyn, 4-6 Abraxas, Red/Black 1 – Wyn). Seeing there was no easy way to get to Lannis again, and Kovid was too far away, the Hobgoblin Captain felt his chances were small at best, and didn’t want to risk trying to run, and the ghouls getting a paralyzing strike at him. So he redoubled his efforts and his broad sword swung out and about with a dizzying display of skill and strength, hitting the elf on the shoulder, arm, chest, and thighs (>+6 to hit, Red/Black 17). The Banded Leather held up, but the blade skittered into every crease, crack, and gap it could, slicing Wyn’s flesh again and again, robbing the fighter/magic user of strength and vitality (1d8+3 Damage, Teal 7+3=10 Damage!). “I’ll try to take one of you Infidels with me! Corfard will consume the rest!”

Time now is Day 11, 4:03 PM

(OOC)

Control Undead – 49 mins.

Resist Fire – 18 mins.

Good placement, Rampant Z cannot get either of his desired targets. He’s pretty damned hurt, but hopes to take one of you out before he goes. Bottom of the round! You’re up!

Monday, August 23, 2021

PBEM - Episode 511. Fireballs and Hobgoblins.

And its time to finally cast it!

Follows:

FIVE HUNDRED ELEVEN

(I/C)

Making a snap decision, Lannis started shooing the rest of the group out of the room, hissing quietly, "Here's the plan. I’m going to cast a frrrbrawl down the stairs while you bojos get at least around the corner to safety. My Little Cleric, I'll need a protection from fire from you. Don't even try the whole "what if I don't really do it" routine, because unlike me you are a good person who wouldn't let me die on purpose.”

“HEY!” Lyra snarled back, finger extended under his nose, quivering. “You do NOT give me orders. You are not my supervisor!” 

“Tik tok Derpy Hooves, get to casting!” He fired back, pointing down the spiral stairs. “Hobs won't wait all day!”

Tilting his head, Abraxas nodded in agreement, waving the group back into the hallway, "H'okay D'okay. Vamonos amigos, let's go. Señor Luntz tiene una idea bueno. Hacemos ese!"

Brendon nodded, slapping Kovid on the shoulder, he pointed to the ghouls and said, “Pull the ghouls out before he casts; we can send them down after to eat up the rest.”

Kovid agreed, calling the undead to him. “Boris, Natasha, Rocky and Bull… I mean Vincent and what’s your face, back to me.” They turned and with ill manners, stumbled back towards the hall, running at the end.

Lyra was wrestling internally with the idea as the sound of the hobgoblins below got louder. “Ah…damn it! This sounds dangerous and I’m deciding to ASK Aine to kindly protect you from fire. This is MY decision.”

“Whatever helps you sleep at night, Sister Act.” 

Giving a salute to the Magic User, Wyn backed down the entire hall and stood by the landing, ear cocked and listening for anything that might be attracted by Lannis’ sure to be loud spell effect. “H’okay. Godspeed Offop!” His voice lowered and only Abraxas could hear him mutter, “Dis should be interestin’.”

“Goddess. Aine. Protect my…Lannis…whatever he is…just help him to resist fire, please!” A soothing white light surrounded the Magic User as the spell took effect. “It’s on you,” she said. “Make it happen!” She ran for the door as Lannis turned towards the stairs, and commenced to cast his spell.

His hands were weaving back and forth and as he came to the end of the enchantment, he could see tendrils of smoke and licks of flame running across his shoulders, down his arms, and collect along the backs of his hands. A blistering heat was gathering behind his eyes and a sweat was building up under his arms and across his upper lip. “God DAMN, it’s getting hot.” He pushed on, feeling the higher magic take shape as pink and red streamers encircled his wrists, collecting the gathering flames that were running across the upper surface of his clothes. And just as it was getting rather large…there was the sound of a rising whistle and all the fire ran down and pooled into both of his hands, growing in size until it was about the size of an orange.

“Oh…..yeah! IN VAS FLAM GRAV POR!!! FIREBALL!!!” he shouted and HURLED the burning projectile away from him, the magic making it streak away in a burning light filled line and impact at the bottom of the stairs.

“Did he say...” one of the hobgoblin’s was heard to mutter before the spell hit with a crack…and then exploded!

The pressure wave set the air itself on fire, coursing through the entireyy of the lower Watchtower before swelling even larger and racing up the stairs to consume the entire Upper Watchtower as well. Lannis saw the wall of super heated flame come towards him but in the blink of an eye, it had run over the Magic User’s form and continued on. The door held, but Kovid had to fall back as jets of scalding plasma shot through the cracks and base of the doorway, scorching the dwarf. There was the sound of shattering glass as the Glassstone windows blew out and 5 large fingers of flame raced away from the watchtower into the air over the Ispan’s castle.

(5d6 Damage: 6,6,6,1,1 = 20 damage base!!)

(Hobgoblin’s save vs spell: 13, 16, 13 – half damage – 3 take 10 damage – 2 dead

11, 1, 5, 11, 3 – full damage, 5 take 20 damage. – 5 dead.

Paralyzed guys (3) – no save – 20 damage and killed.

Lannis Saves vs spell @ +2 (Resist fire), Pink 19. Half damage. Base 20, divided by 2 = take 10. Resist fire reduces damage by another 5 – Lannis take 5 damage!!)

“God DAMN! I am a sexy fireball throwing son of a bitch!!”

(Morale check, Rampant Zealotry. 4+2=6 – stays!)

“You Infidel Bastard!” Came the cry from below, followed by the metallic clang of a charging figure pounding up the stairs. “I will use your head as a chamber pot! You killed all my troops!!”

Rampant Zealotry, smoldering from the flames, took the spiral stairs two at a time, his long blade sticking out from his body, shield fire scarred in his off hand. He spied Lannis who was briefly startled at the smoking hobgoblin Captain, and tried to back up, calling out, “Hey! Swooping time, guys! Swooping time!!”

(<+6 to hit, Steel 8) The hobgoblin’s blade hit hard, but the enchanted arm length gloves he was wearing from Mirabellis stunted the blow and kept little more than the point from creasing Lannis’ skin. “Guys!”

(Initiative, Party Steel 1 vs Enemy Red/Black 4)

(WMC: Green 2 – no!)

Lifting his sword over his head, the hobgoblin brought it crashing down on the wizard, blowing through the enchanted defense he had (>+6 to hit, Steel 11), and scoring a deep slash from his shoulder, all the way to his hip (1d8+3 Damage, Red/Black 4+3=7 Damage!), making his scream in agony and stagger back, blood leaking through his robes (down to 1 hp!! Damn that was fast!!). “GUYS!!! SWOOPING TIME!!!!”

Time now is Day 11, 4:02 PM

(OOC)

Control Undead – 50 mins.

Resist Fire – 19 mins.

Very effective use of the Fireball, Lannis! Jason would be proud. Ok – bottom of the round and ONLY Rampant Z survived! Reminder – you cannot all get around him and he is at the top of the stairs. So figure out who closes to melee – Lannis is in the thick of it. Terrible fight has been neutered. Good job!

Sunday, August 22, 2021

PBEM - Episode 510. Operation Ghoul Patrol

Control Undead potion or not, there was a lot of back and forth on discord and email chatter about the bennies or not of having 5 ghouls with the party.

Follows:

FIVE HUNDRED TEN

(I/C)

Looking at the door just past Kovid, Lyra leaned in and asked, “Is this where we say Lannis sucks again? Lannis sucks. Does it need me to verify the password? Lannis sucks.” 

“If you need, mes amis,” the elf asked with a snicker, “Wyn will go up en say Lannis Sucks at de door, den open de door. Den Dwarfriend sends a ghoul through. If it does not get knocked out, we send a second ghoul through wit out password, en see iffin it gets knocked out.”

Giving them a scowl, Lannis commented, "Shrimp boat, this password situation seems like a one ghouler to me.”

“Iffin de ghouls dont need de password,” Wyn continued, “we can send all of dem through, den use de Lannis Sucks password to get through.”

“The look on the hobs faces will be priceless,” Brendon laughed.

Still musing the situation over, the elf continued, “Obviously if de password comes out different afta one of de ghouls go through, we don’t say Lannis Sucks as the password. Unless you want to make SURE Lannis Sucks isn’t the password.”

Waving his hands around and making the noise like a buzzing fly, Abraxas silenced the rest of the group and went up to the door, held the handle, and said, "Silencio, amigos. Lannis Sucks.” He pushed it open and then motioned to Kovid to send the ghouls through, “Vamonos."

“Thanks, Big guy,” the dwarf said. He pointed to one of the ghouls and said, “You, Boris. Get moving.” The ghoul gave Kovid a withering snarl, and then entered the hall…and nothing happened. “Great. You, Vincent,” he indicated a second, “Get hopping.” And the second Ghoul went in…and again, nothing happened.

Lyra held her hand up, “Let’s just be safe and Lannis Sucks it after every person, ok?”

“I agree,” Brendon said, “This trap made a shit load of noise before when it did go off, and I’d rather not alert the hobgoblins yet.”

“Agreed,” Kovid said, and proceeded to “Lannis Sucks,” for the next three ghouls who went through; each iteration pissing off the wizard more and more.

As the group was cycling through the hall, Lannis pitched his voice low and tapped on Lyra’s shoulder, asking, “Hey Glue, how long does that protection from fire spell last anyway?”

“2 turns, Loser.”

“Got it. Follow up, if you guys want Fireball to be an option you probably don't want to be on this side of the trap, just saying."

“Let’s see ‘ow de dead brigade dew dere ting.”

Once all the way through, Kovid made sure he was at the front, Lyra right behind him. And the dwarf instructed his troops, “Ok you foul dead fellows, go up ahead and kill the hobgoblins. Since they are related to goblins, they are worse than even you ghouls. They’re shit on your undead rotting heels. Go chew their greenie faces off and be happy for it. That goes for anything that accompanies them too.”

They just stared at him at first before turning as one and then massing at the other door. The lead one, Boris, turned the handle and the ghouls snarled aloud, charging into the upper watchtower, the group filing in as close as they could right behind. “Thor’s foul farts,” he swore, “I hate talking to those smelly things.”

(Initiative Party Steel 3 vs Enemy Red/Black 1)

Two hobgoblins, decked out in chainmail and sporting broad swords, whirled at the entrance of the ghouls, one of them calling out, “Captain! Killjoys making their attack! I repeat, Killjoys making their attack!”

From below we could hear the hobgoblin leader reply, “Damn it! Let’s go Team. Neutralize the Biters. Go go go!!”

Just behind the two hobgoblins, the lone remaining goblin, wearing a motley of assorted armor pieces and sporting a meat cleaver in one hand and a fireplace poker in the other, screamed its head off and tried to make the stairs, as Kovid, Lyra, and the rest of the group tried to enter the watchtower right behind. 

(Ghoul attack Goblin @ +2, <3, <10, <12) The first ghoul barreled into the goblin, knocking it aside as it tried to savage the greenskin. But the last goblin was not so easy a push over, vaulting over the sweeps of dropping flat if need be. It even dodged the snapping teeth as the ghoul tried to bite at it. It made the top steps, pivoted around, and made to run down (Ghoul attack Goblin @ +2, <2, <10, >17), when the next ghoul jumped ahead of the pack and landed right next to it. More talon sweeps and slashing claws followed, with the goblin blocking, twisting, and avoiding just about every attack.

Just about.

The ghoul did manage to bite out at the goblin’s floppy green ear, it’s teeth connecting as it tore a third of the ear free, making the goblin wail from the bite (1d3 damage, Red/Black 2: 1 – 1 Damage. <Save vs Paralyze, Steel 11) but then gurgle as it froze in place the ghoul’s foul bite locking up its limbs.

The third ghoul engaged the first hobgoblin who was calling out the number of undead, our presence, and what it could see of us. “Five Killjoys! Two of them Roofied McCloud! Stunty with a hammer and squint. Seems to be Skynetting the Killjoys!”

From below, we could hear, “Primary target the dwarf people. Take that fucker out. Just like we drilled against Dragongirl. 30’ and done!”

(Ghoul attack Hobgoblin @ +2, >14, <5, <11) The ghoul and the hobgoblin wrested with one another, the undead ripping a wicked line across the hobgoblin’s neck and chin at one point, drawing blood (1d3 Damage: Red/Black 2:1 – 1 Damage! >Save vs Paralyze, Steel 20), but the greenskin was able to shrug off any of the ghoul’s debilitating touch. Instead, it continued to shout intel down. “Slut with a Symbol and Sling! Thief with a bow! Babykiller! We’ve got a Babykiller back there too!”

“Hang on!”

The fourth ghoul had launched itself into the frenzy (Ghoul attack @ +2 >14, <4, <8) flanking the hobgoblin. Beset on both sides the greenskin was unable to block every swiping crack and took a hard one along the forearm (1d3 Damage, Black 4: 2 – Take 2 Damage! <Save vs Paralyze, Red 10) making it hiss and then curse, “Fuck. Freezing up, Captain! Down! Dorrrwwwuuhnn!” as it locked in place.

“You should have made a deal with us like Grimtooth did!” Brendon called out.

The last Hobgoblin on this floor was facing off with the 5th ghoul, getting buffeted about as it took multiple hits and slashes (Ghoul attack Hobgoblin @ +2, >19, >18, <11). “Captain! We’re not going to make it!” he called out!

“Hold fast, Soldier!” Came the cry from below, amidst the sounds of lots of hobgoblin’s moving about and clanging and getting ready. “We’re coming for you!”

(1d3 Damage: Green 2:1 – Take 1 Damage. 1d3 Damage: Pink 4:2 – Take 2 Damage. =Save vs Paralyze Blue 14…<Save vs Paralyze Red 3). He tried to push on through, blocking with his sword and doing his best to ignore the slashes and cuts, but the ghoul’s touch slowed his limbs down long enough for him to freeze in place, also paralyzed.

As the group waited…the hobgoblin’s did NOT come up the circular stairs, but we could hear them preparing below…for what.

Time now is Day 11, 4:00 PM

(OOC)

Control Undead: 52 minutes.

Hobgoblins below are holding their action for now, preparing? So, you guys go – sending the killjoys…er…ghouls down? Something else? Look at map if you need help.

PBEM - Episode 509. Operation Ghoul Patrol

FIVE HUNDRED NINE

(I/C)

Waving the rest of the party in to the Guard room, Lyra kept one hand on her holy symbol as she watched the presently controlled ghouls. “Doing good Kovid. Don’t let them smell any fear or weakness on you or they’ll immediately turn around and eat us all.”

“Yah, dis is marginally better,” Wyn looked about with a practiced eye and then tapped the wall twice with his forefinger. “We should grab whatever we hid in dis area and move on. No leavin stuff behind here.”

Heading immediately for the secret compartment, Brendon popped it open and smiled to see his belongings had not been touched since he hid them in here 5 days or more ago. He started filling his bags with his coins (add 348 silver, 43 copper, and place Manacles w./keys [10] and Brass Ball worth 15 gp [20] back on inventory), keeping a wary out for the closest ghoul, an emaciated figure that was focused on the Scout with its dark rheumy eyes. “Let’s share the ghouls with the orcs.”

There was some discussion on where to take the ghouls next, but the party was leaning on heading for the hobgoblins and Rampant Zealotry next. “I would vote to go after de Hobs en gobs first wit de ghouls,” Wyn eventually summed up. “Stop by de hobs en gobs old room en clear out any stragglers, den go after de stairs… keepin in mind sometin Offop said before, dat de password might be changed.”

 "I am smart, aren't I?” The Magic User asked with a grin. The closest ghoul to him snapped its teeth at him and growled, making Lannis arch his eyebrow and move back to the main door. “Fine by me, if we get the ghouls to open the hob door I can fireball the end of the hallway and severely fuck up someone's day."

Brendon replaced the hollow part of the cabinet once more and went to the hall to listen. As he gave the all clear and we entered the hall, Abraxas suggested, "Amigos, we may want to check out el room del Ogre en el way a el room de Roberts. Asi no cosa can get behind us. Rapido amigos, tenemos tiempo corto con los Ghoulies antes de luchamos mas."

“Good plan,” Lyra agreed.

Focusing his will, Kovid gave the ghouls a mental nudge, getting 5 sets of critical eyes staring back at him, before they put the effort in and started moving, the dwarf making sure they were in front of the party. “Disgusting snarling dead… follow me, Kovid Alemaker!”

“Wouldn’t be the first time Mister Hairybritches tried controlling the rotting aspects of his life, eh?”

“Stow it, Big Brain,” Kovid grunted back, “This isn’t easy, you know.”

The party wound down the long hall, eventually coming to the Archway of the Goddesses, but stopping at the Ogre chamber first. Brendon gave a listen (no roll needed) and we opened it up, to show the place was still unoccupied. From there we moved on to the archway and went with care west to the goblin/hobgoblin area – and it too was empty and unused.

“All clear,” Brendon said, “We heading off to the watchtower area. Be alert, ok?”

The group then shifted their place in the hall and travelled east, passing back through the arches and then by the doors to the short hall and Garden area. At the “T” we listened (WMC: Red/Black 3) and heard nothing. Kovid had the ghouls go first and Brendon led the rest of the party north around the Alchemy Labs and then east again. We went slowly to the stairs and climbed them to the top.

The door was closed.

“So…” The scout turned back and looked at the group, “Do I try the password? Sending a dead dude? And if it does work, what’s the plan for the Roberts who I am sure might also have an eye from the Watchtower on this door? I served in the King’s armed forces and let me tell you, if I was Rampant Zealotry, I know I would.”

Lannis looked at the back of the nails and then buffed them on his chest. “I think Operation-You-Didn’t-Expect-Ghouls-and-Then-a-Fireball, might have to come out and play.”

Time now is Day 11, 3:52 PM

(OOC)

Control Undead – 60 mins.

Alright – at the top of the stairs before entering the Scimitar Hallway. 5 ghouls in the front of the group. Give me some Deets.

Saturday, August 21, 2021

PBEM - Episode 508. Operation Ghoul Patrol

FIVE HUNDRED EIGHT

(I/C)

Kovid took out the Potion of Control Undead, staring at the closed vial pensively. Lyra unlimbered her holy symbol, letting it dangle at the end of her hand. The group shuffled weapons about and looked over at the dwarf and cleric. 

“Let’s proceed into de open door, oui?” Wyn asked with a whisper.

Frowning, Kovid popped the top to drink the elixir. “Thor’s balls this better work,” he grumbled. He slugged it back, swallowing reflexively (Area of effect: 3d6 HD: 6+3+2=11 hd! Duration d6+6 turns: Red/Black 2+6=8 turns!). “Taste’s terrible.”

From a bit behind, Lannis pointed to the open doorway and said, “You can blind stinking drunk on rotgut turpentine later if you  want, ok? Otherwise, let’s do it Tiny dancer, we're waiting. Should someone lure them out? Not it!"

He waved his hand and Lyra stood right behind him. “Relax. I think I got this.”

“Filling me with confidence, Ladybeard, I gotta say.”

Ignoring the wizard, the two of them walked up to the door, took a breath, and pushed their way into the former guard room. Five ghouls were in here lazing about, half gnawed limbs scattered about the chamber. As they scrambled to react to the party’s presence, Kovid could feel his consciousness flare out, bolstered by the effects of the Control Potion he just drank (<Wis check, Yellow 12). “Undead folks!” he intoned loudly. “The power of Thor compels ye... thee... uh, you dead guys!”

The five ghouls rolled over, snarled, spat, stomped the floor and once of them twsited its head about, screaming in frustration…but all 5 of them were holding in place, glowering at the dwarf with unabashed hatred, muscles and sinew flexed almost to the point of pain, in their desire to lunge out and assault the party.

“Yeah,” Kovid said slowy. “I’ve got this. I don’t want this, but I have them under control for now.”

Time now is Day 11, 3:32 PM

(OOC)

Control for the next 80 minutes – 5 ghouls. We’re up here, what’s the plan?”

Friday, August 20, 2021

PBEM - Episode 507. Scry, Brew, and Ghouls.

The plan and hope was to to Control enough of the undead to make the last fights they anticipated to have that much easier - a good idea when you have 5 ghouls on your side.

Follows:

FIVE HUNDRED SEVEN

(I/C)

Brendon spun the key on one finger and looked around at the party, “So that’s what we doing? Are we going northwest to kill ghouls and get the hidden brass ball?”

“Considering they're in the same place,” Lannis noted, “it does complicate things.” He tilted his head back for a heartbeat or two and then righted it again, “Well I've thought about and I think the Ghouls should be our target."

“Let’s rid this castle of its last undead.” Kovid spun the hammer and caught it with his off hand.

“Afore we go mes amis, Wyn votes for making 6 new healing potions. We gonna need dem after dealing wit dis floor.” He indicated the Iron Statue and the alchemy set up. “Den once dat be underway, let’s head to de ghouls.”

“What about Extra healing?” Lyra asked. “We’de need fruit, yes?”

Lannis shrugged. “The tomatoes outside? They’re a fruit. We can use them.”

Lyra gave him a withering stare. “It’s a poor excuse of a fruit, Lannis. I mean, if I had a fruit salad, I wouldn’t put a tomato in it. I mean like a real fruit, do we have?”

“You’re a fruit salad,” he retorted.

“Hombres, I could crush a tomato with uno hand if I had to,” Abraxas said, making a fist. “Would make it easier to add to potion. Tomato wouldn’t fit in the vial hole.”

“Watch out for bad ones,” Kovid suggested. “Might make the rest of you sick. Not me, of course, dwarves are able to eat most anything.”

“So do goats,” the Wizard noted.

“Want me to throw something at you, Big Brain?”

Wyn smiled. “I’ve seen Monsieur Offop run. If you trow is at him, he will be wearin’ de tomato.”

Brendon smiled. “I on the other hand would not be hit.”

“Nor I,” said the elf.

There was a long pause for some reason and the group looked around before Lannis tilted his head and said, “Huh. No bard I guess.” He clapped his hands. “Ok My Little Pony, Let’s do this. Just like before.” The two of them spent 10 minutes giving the golem exact instructions on the making of Healing Potions, making sure the ingredients were at hand as well as the vials and corks. They referred to the shorthand notes on the wall and at the end of the 10 minutes, Lyra felt a sense of accomplishment from the Iron Statue as if began the brewing process once again.

“Ok,” she said, “We’ve got 12 to 14 hours before he’s done. We heading out? Ghouls?”

Wyn tapped his chin in thought. “Priestess, do ye want to give someone else de control undead potion so ye cen turn some of de ghouls? Just a tought.”

She slowly took it out, turning the potion over in her hands and thinking. “I guess, it’s not a bad idea. Fighting any number of ghouls is a terrible idea.” She looked over at the elf and Scout and said, “You want it? Maybe between you and Brendon?”

As the two of them began discussing it, her gaze slid over to Kovid (Next highest wisdom) and she shook her head and turned away. “ACTUALLY. I don’t trust ya’ll.” She walked up to the dwarf and handed it to him. “I trust you won’t get yourself killed with this.”

“Thanks, Lass.” He nodded, putting the potion in his bag (add Potion of Control Undead [5] to Magic inventory).

The party was lining up at the north door, Brendon had the key out, and was listening to the hall beyond. Abraxas was feeling ready, Scythe held tightly in his grasp. "Norte y West? O West y Norte? Check out el Throne room en el way a los Ghoulies? O en el way back? Vamonos amigos. A los Ghoulies."

Wyn shook his head. “Listen down towards de stair hallway, den take de path straight nord past de throne room. We peek in since we know de miserable orcs are not dere. Dat be my tought anyway.”

The group nodded in acceptance and we left the Lab after Brendon gave us the ok to do so. The hall to the east was quiet heading up the stairs and eventually to the watchtower. We moved to the hall and turned north, the Scout locking the door behind us and then took his place in the front. Brendon and Kovid moved the party north at a steady yet measured pace, eyes peeled. The hall was eerily quiet, the faint groan of stones of the settling castle walls. We made our way beyond the former Adept turned Goblin chambers without issue and at the corner after a short listen, turned west and moved on.

We approached the shattered doors to the Throne Room and once sure there was no noises from within (no roll needed), peered through the door. The weakened Rainbow Ward Ishtari Crystal was still working, bathing the room in scintillating lights. The rest of the chamber was a charred blackened wasteland of scorched stones and ash from Corfard’s fire.

There was no one in here, but it was obvious that there had been before. The Ballista was moved back away from the secret door wall and was just placed near the entrance, unlatched and unnocked. The back wall did have two Shriekers growing there, swelling and deflating slightly, one of them almost 2 feet in height, the other about half that size. Otherwise, the room was empty.

The group then moved on, travelling west, ears straining. As they came to the next corner, the sweet reek of rotting flesh was growing stronger and we could see old blood smears, cracked bones, and bits of discarded flesh from the corner on moving to the west. (WMC: Red/Black 5) 

At the extreme limit of the lantern light, we could see the hall was also bloody and dirty here, but empty. The door was open, and there was the faint telltale sound of crunching and eating, along with the stink of death. (>Sense party: Black 17 – lucky bastards!)

Time now is Day 11, 3:30 PM

(OOC)

Ok! About 30’ or so from the guard/ghoul room – they don’t know you are here yet. Give me the plan on what we’re doing and good luck!